Just wanted to say that my new favorite Utaban moment is this line:

オレめっちゃめっちゃ関係者ぁ〜〜〜！

Poor Aiba-chan's story of rejection by concert staff was able to be turned into a HILARIOUS moment of Arashi (and Utaban) history.



Oh Aiba-chan.  I will love you and your silliness always and forever :D